daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude



shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising)




lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house




mirror:

Why did Cinderella’s shoe fall off if it was such a perfect fit?



clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG



gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*



goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass



my meals in the summer

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